{"id":14,"date":"2009-10-08T19:28:59","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T19:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2013-09-06T19:29:22","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T19:29:22","slug":"i-had-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/08\/i-had-a-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a dream&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a strange dream about crossing the border to some Eastern European country last night to do some reporting on something. With 2 other guys in a battered Fiat 126, me in the back.<\/p>\n<p>At border control we were stopped by a guard with a gun, then he signaled over a large <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_uwo7pdMOvo4\/SLSpuEXiTqI\/AAAAAAAABzc\/9I_R1Xnl1Mk\/s400\/Nun_ruler.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\">nun<\/a> who checked if we had a copy of the bible with us, she wanted to see it to check the 10 commandments were in it. We had a bible written in Spanish under the dashboard, she thumbed through it and let us through.<\/p>\n<p>WTF? Analyze that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a strange dream about crossing the border to some Eastern European country last night to do some reporting on something. With 2 other guys in a battered Fiat 126, me in the back. At border control we were stopped by a guard with a gun, then he signaled over a large nun who checked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/08\/i-had-a-dream\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I had a dream&#8230;.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[11,12],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-dream","tag-crazy","tag-dream-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3VL6J-e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcclellandmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}