Had a strange dream about crossing the border to some Eastern European country last night to do some reporting on something. With 2 other guys in a battered Fiat 126, me in the back.
At border control we were stopped by a guard with a gun, then he signaled over a large nun who checked if we had a copy of the bible with us, she wanted to see it to check the 10 commandments were in it. We had a bible written in Spanish under the dashboard, she thumbed through it and let us through.
WTF? Analyze that!